How to make Christmas crackers that are economical and eco-friendly
This blog is prompted by an account I follow on Instagram. The acountee(?) had posted a picture of of his beautifully laid and decorated Christmas table, and an American follower had commented, asking what the “decorated tube” was alongside the place setting.
It never occurred to me that crackers weren’t as integral part of the Christmas tablescape (a sadly overlooked contender for word of the year) everywhere in the world as they always have been to our family celebrations. Apparently not.
Having prompted me to consider my Christmas cracker plans for this year, I thought it might be useful/helpful/interesting (delete as appropriate. Or alternatively replace with: nice to know, but, yea, I won’t be doing that) to share how I went about making my crackers more personal, economical and eco friendly last year, and plan to do again this year. By making them myself.
I know, I know. It sounds faffy, but honestly it isn’t. And the satisfaction of having saved money, of making the gifts inside properly fun and/or useful, rather than something that everyone almost immediately discards, and using recyclable materials for almost every element (and reusable for as much as possible that isn’t) more than makes up for the - again, really not all that much - time it takes to do.
How to make the crackers
All you need are either a long cardboard tube cut into three, or the cardboard insides of three toilet rolls (I start saving them a few weeks before), some paper to wrap around them (the extra joy of self-made crackers is that you can match them to your Christmas scheme, see above), a cracker snap (the bit that makes them go bang when they’re pulled), whatever you want to put inside (lots of suggestions to follow) and some ribbon or string to tie the ends with.
Cut a piece of the paper long enough to wrap around the three tubes laid end-to-end with a slight gap between them (the reason will become clear in a moment). Leave it flat on the table with the tubes on top of it.
Thread the cracker snap through the tubes.
Then add whatever your chosen contents are to the centre tube - you’ll obviously have to move one of the end tubes out of the way to do this.
Replace the end tube and secure the paper around all three using tape or a glue dot in the middle of the centre tube.
Tie a length of ribbon or string- in a bow if you fancy - between the centre tube and one of the end ones. Then repeat at the other end.
Pull out the two end tubes and voila, you have a perfectly constructed cracker!
Now you can add any decoration on the outside of your masterpiece - I like personalising the contents where possible (even if that’s just making them different for men, women and children) so I’ll often do a nicely-written name tag as the decoration.
In need of a little decoration inspiration? Here you go
Cracker content suggestions
No cracker is complete without a corny joke. I also love to add to the festive fun by including a little challenge in each one too.
Here’s a selection of both:
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick.
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday?
"Freeze a jolly good fellow..."
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
What happens to elves when they are naughty?
Santa gives them the sack!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had nobody to go with.
What do frogs wear on their feet?
Open toad sandals.
What athlete is warmest during winter?
A long jumper.
What happened to the man that stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet.
How is Drake like an elf?
He spends all his time wrapping.
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
Who delivers presents to pets?
Santa Paws
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why can't Christmas trees knit?
Because they loose their needles.
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
The elf centre.
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
A mistle-toad.
What do you call a reindeer who can't see?
No-eye deer.
What was the snowman doing in the vegetable patch?
Picking his nose
What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?
A twerky.
Who delivers presents to sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Did Rudolph go to school?
Nope! He was elf-taught.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What's a parent's favourite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
Why does Father Christmas have 3 gardens?
So he’s able to ho ho ho
What is Santa’s cat called?
Santa Claws
Who hides in the bakery at. Christmas?
A mince spy
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards
What do Santa’s helpers learn at school?
The elf-albet
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple
What are the best. Christmas sweaters made from?
Fleece Navida
Challenges
Sing Jingle Bells as if you’re in an opera
Rap Ding Dong Merrily on High
Everybody floss
Do an impression of the person to the left of you
Tell everyone a funny story from when you were young
Tell everyone what the last lie you told was
Hum a well-known TV theme tune
Act the name of your favourite film
Hum your favourite Christmas song
Tell everybody something about yourself they don’t know
Rap We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Whistle a Christmas carol
Act the title of a book you love
Throw an imaginary ball to someone. They need to throw the ball to someone else. Keep throwing the ball around the table for 30 seconds .
Mime making an omelette
Face the person next you. Now imagine you are the reflection of them in a mirror and copy every move they make for 30 seconds
Complete this sentence “Never have I ever…”
And this one “Never would I ever….”
Mime wrapping a present
Tell everyone about your most embarrassing moment
Whistle a nursery rhyme
Everybody rub their stomachs and pat their heads
What was the last lie you told
Tell everyone a funny story from when you were young
Mime sewing on a button
Hum I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
Cracker gift ideas
Cheap and useful or fun enough to keep beyond Christmas are my cracker gift guidelines. Here are some of the things I’ve included in mine in the past, with the links for where to find them.
Lottery ticket or scratch card
Wildflower seed balls (a few decanted into a paper wrapped parcel)
Mini ball-point pen or highlighter
Couple of Quality Street (other chocolates are available, but not nearly as Christmassy!)
Mini racing toys like these pull back snails
Hope that’s given you some inspiration and ideas if you decide to give making your own crackers a go.
Other posts you’ll enjoy
How to have a budget-friendly Christmas- part one
The best eco-friendly Christmas tips